CAPTAINS & COACHES
MONEY WELL SPENT
((except for the hats; I got both of those in gacha already in nice colors lol))
can you tell I have a thing for twins
On her two sprites they like;
Well okay, can work with that-
Still kinda the same…
Like even the Huss has said he just draws them in whatever way makes them look good- even he doesn’t know lmao
her horns make me so damn mad
If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
Grover bits were always the best.
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.